Lately, when I have talked about things to other people, things related to what I have talked about actually happens.
Cases in point.
1) I was talking with our friend who said she has never taken her cat to the vet, since the cat is an indoor cat and is not exposed to the outside world. We talked a little more about that, and then went home. Two days later, she calls and tells us she had to take her cat to the emergency vet (since she does not have a vet) because it was lethargic. Luckily the cat is fine, but they did tell her she (the cat) was depressed...ummm, ok.
2) I was talking to our friends about how much I hate throwing up and cannot stand to see someone barfing (as I mentioned in a previous post). Literally, the next day, I walk into the bathroom and straight to the urinal, and someone is standing at the sink. I am minding my own business, and I hear liquid in running in the sink, but I did not actually hear the faucet running. So, I turn my head, and see the guy at the sink, throwing up in the sink...IN THE SINK! There are four perfectly good stalls behind me, and two trash cans around. He chooses the sink. Did I say he was throwing up in the sink???
3) Just the other weekend, I was talking to Ker and her other half, and we were talking about one of their cars and how old it is. They said they did not want to get a new one since they did not want a car payment. Guess what happened??? Yep you guessed it. It was being driven to work, and it just stopped in the middle of the road...probably clogged with the bad luck that spews out of my mouth. Luckily, it was only some minor things and they all could be fixed...thank god, or I would be buying them a new car.
For now, I have decided not to talk about bad things, or remotely bad things, or even things that could be bad if said in the right accent.
Cases in point.
1) I was talking with our friend who said she has never taken her cat to the vet, since the cat is an indoor cat and is not exposed to the outside world. We talked a little more about that, and then went home. Two days later, she calls and tells us she had to take her cat to the emergency vet (since she does not have a vet) because it was lethargic. Luckily the cat is fine, but they did tell her she (the cat) was depressed...ummm, ok.
2) I was talking to our friends about how much I hate throwing up and cannot stand to see someone barfing (as I mentioned in a previous post). Literally, the next day, I walk into the bathroom and straight to the urinal, and someone is standing at the sink. I am minding my own business, and I hear liquid in running in the sink, but I did not actually hear the faucet running. So, I turn my head, and see the guy at the sink, throwing up in the sink...IN THE SINK! There are four perfectly good stalls behind me, and two trash cans around. He chooses the sink. Did I say he was throwing up in the sink???
3) Just the other weekend, I was talking to Ker and her other half, and we were talking about one of their cars and how old it is. They said they did not want to get a new one since they did not want a car payment. Guess what happened??? Yep you guessed it. It was being driven to work, and it just stopped in the middle of the road...probably clogged with the bad luck that spews out of my mouth. Luckily, it was only some minor things and they all could be fixed...thank god, or I would be buying them a new car.
For now, I have decided not to talk about bad things, or remotely bad things, or even things that could be bad if said in the right accent.
I now only talk about winning the Nobel Peace Prize (you are welcome Mr. President), healthy grandbabies (give me five Duggar family) and wins by winless teams against the Redskins (congrats Lions and Panthers).
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