Moon over Virginia

I have been traumatized by my mother-in-law. Let me tell you what happened.

My SO was in the in-laws basement, walking on the treadmill.

I walked downstairs to see how it was going, and as I was going down the stairs, I thought it would be funny to drop my pants and moon the SO.

As I am stepped off the stairs, and as I turned the corner, I started to pull my pants down to bare my ass.

The SO is screaming "NOOOO", and I thought it was just because the sight of my bare ass while the SO was walking on the treadmill would make the SO lose balance and fall backward off the unit.

I thought that it would be funny if that was the case, so down came the trousers. And I bend over, ensuring the SO gets a great view.

Little did I know that my mother-in-law was coming down the stairs behind me, and SHE was the one that got the eye (or should I say eyes) full, not the SO.

I have never been so embarrased (well, maybe other things I have done were embarrassing, but this was with family), and my cheeks were red...my face cheeks people, let's keep it above the waist, please.

Well, I have never lived that one down....thank god she likes me...bare ass and all.

Maybe I have it the other way around...maybe I traumatized her.