Wednesday WTFs

Things I have been pondering lately:

• Wouldn't you think that the person whose one shoe is in the middle of the road, would realize he/she was missing it, and come back and get it?

• Why doesn't the more weight appropriate person wear the mid-drift showing shirts and low waisted pants?

• When in the world did the collar-up fad come back? And....when in the world is it going to go away again? What's next - parachute pants, Jellies, and Member's Only jackets?

• What is this world going to look like in 25 years when the men with their multiple tribal arm bands and the women with "Daddy's Baby Girl" on their upper breasts all get older, saggier and flabbier?

• How can the 300 pound, 55 year old "security guard" at my building's entrance ever catch a terrorist who runs into the building?