What Not to Wear

It was a restless night, several years ago - we are at the SO's parent's house for the weekend, sleeping in a small bed. We let our pooch sleep on the floor on his new bed we brought (instead of his crate), and it was warm even with the fan blowing. The SO's brother's dogs were also at the house spending the night in the in-law's parent's room which is literally six feet a way from our door.

Our pooch whined off and on throughout the night (come to find out, the other dogs were too), and around 1:30 a.m., it seemed like our pooch wanted to go out. So the SO got up, wearing only what God provided, unlocked the door, and walked down the hall to the back door.

It was dark, it was late, and the SO thought the alarm was not set - opened the door, and sirens go off - the SO fumbles to turn the alarm off, as the in-laws get out of bed and Mom starts walking down the hall, with the other dogs in tow...

"Is everything ok?", she shouts over the alarm.

"YES, Mom, please don't come any farther down the hall."

"What did you say?", as she walks closer.

"Mom, STOP!! Don't come any further!!!"

"What, I can't here you over the siren!?!?" she shouts as she walks farther down the hall.

The alarm is turned off...

The SO yells, "Mom, STOP...I am not wearing anything!!!"

"Oh".....She quickly walked back down the hall to her own bedroom.

Whew...that was close...no peakage by mom.