Monday, February 1, 2010

...and we're back

You know it's been awhile since you have blogged when you can't remember your login name and password. For both of you that missed us and begged for our return - we thank you (Mom's what would do without you?)

I could offer you up a couple hundred excuses as to why we have been so ridiculously lame about ignoring our blog but let's be honest - you don't give a crap. And that's okay by us because when it comes right down to it we don't give a crap about your excuses either. And fair is fair.

I've spent the past few months drowning my sorrows in Fat Tire beer writing for work instead of fun which, quite frankly, is not as much fun. Mostly because I can't use words like crap, poo and Brazilian wax and somehow make them feel relevant to a government contract about the environment (believe me, I tried). I still have dozens of pages of bullshit incredible insight to share with the tree huggers, but there is only so much one can write about compost. So for a little breath of fresh air I thought I would let you know what future posts hold in store for you:

  • What's cold, wet, pretty for a day, then annoying as hell?
  • Grandpop's gonads
  • My apps
  • Meat haters


  1. Woohoo...we are what in the world am I going to write about?

  2. The good news is I think your Mom is the only one who is going to be reading it ;)

  3. It's ABOUT time! Missed you guys!


  4. & Sissy too reads your blogs